So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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