So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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