I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
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