i barfeds in our rink
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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