Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
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