I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I am available for nakedness
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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