So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
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