just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
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It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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