Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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