Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize