Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Randomize
