This girl is more easily done than said...
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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