hell yes lets make some ravioli
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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