"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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