I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Randomize
