Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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