I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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