Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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