Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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