i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Drunk walkin through police station. America
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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