we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
