Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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