peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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