But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
My nipple is on Facebook.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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