Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
You dont lie about slip and slides
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Randomize
