I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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