6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
this will be a night to untag.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
And then he peed in my hair
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