Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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