I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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