idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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