Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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