So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
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