So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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