it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
You are the jesus of drinking
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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