OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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