Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Randomize
