Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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