Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
It's shark week go big or go home
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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