On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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