Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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