i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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