bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
My life is pants optional.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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