I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
