Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
North Korea, Best Korea!
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
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