fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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