Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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