that's an acceptable place to lick
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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