Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Randomize
