so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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