No more Irish car bombs ever.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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