We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Let's paint friendship bongs
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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