Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
You should frame my arrest warrant.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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