She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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