Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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