before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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