Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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