OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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