We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I look better un-naked...
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Randomize