How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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