a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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